Oh To Be A Machine,

to be wanted, to be useful

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

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its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit

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toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces

anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went

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neyruto:

neyruto:

the other day at work, I met a man who I think was 100% a werewolf. he was very charismatic but in a weird way and it was cold but california cold and he had on a very large fur coat and flannel underneath with a single huge tooth on a necklace? he even had sharp canine teeth that did that thing that anime boys do and poke out a little when he smiled?? I saw him for 5 seconds but he was very beautiful and was buying raw meat.

I failed to mention I work at a pet store so buying raw meat “for your dog” is a perfect cover

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mixedican:

soupquinze:

mixedican:

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

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